Tuesday Already?

This past week disappeared in a blur.... a blur of convocations that is. The past week of my life was wasted (yes, wasted) "learning" about incredibly useless topics and seeing how discreetly I could play Scrabble on my iPod. Fairly discreetly, it turns out. But alas, I only have 2 more convocations left in which to exercise my newly honed secret Scrabble skills. WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway. So apparently there is some singing TV show on tonight? And it appears that the male contestants are supposed to perform tonight? What the fuck is up with that? Bad singing is supposed to take place during my ethics class, damn it. And I don't think my restraining order against shirtless boy's faux-seductive stare has come through yet, so double damn it. Hopefully this is all a big mix-up, or my convo-crossed eyes have lost the ability to read effectively.

So what can we expect from the men tonight? Probably another big steaming pile of crap. I will vow to return from the record store (where there will be free beer. FREE BEER!) in time to snarkily recap everyone's (likely) failings. Please let there be no Rascal Flatts, no Bryan Adams, no Fall Out Boy, no One Republic, etc, etc, etc. Fingers crossed.